Interior Monologue

Insomnia

It is 1 am and I have to be at school at 8, well technically I have to wake up at 7, or 7:10 whatever because I'm lazy and take forever to wake up. That means I only get 6 hours of sleep, is that even enough? I thought people had to get 8 hours, that seems pretty logical to me...I didn't do my English homework-I'm going to fail-Mrs. Hebert hates me, I would hate me. I don't do anything in that class, except for bother those aorund me 'cause they lag all the time. I should stop- I wouldn't want to get bothered, unless they said something funny. I get distracted easily or something, why aren't I sleepy?! It is 1:08 now, eight minutes have gone by wow, time goes by slow.It's so weird, 'cause the day goes by pretty slow, but then one day you go outside in your winter coat and feel that it's way too hot, and everyone is in shorts except you. I hate the heat-better than florida though, 'cause it's humid. Ew, humid. Maybe it's global warming's fault its so hot, I wonder if hairspray really is the cause of the hole in the ozone layer, that'd be sad- I blame the ridiculously high hairdos of the 50s or 60s or whatever the time frame was.Good Morning Baltimore! I like hairspray, if I sleep now I can look forward to seeing it in the morning. Zac Efron is in it, he's too pretty. Like scary pretty, but still pretty so i guess it's okay, he was prettier than all the girls in the movie.1:12, 12 is a multiple of 4 and so is 8, I check the clock every 4 minutes, no that doesn't make any sense! How come I'm not sleepy! I think i'm going to go get Nyquil but then what if I see someone, or something in the dark on my way to the kitchen? No, I don't want to risk it.Did I have coffee? Oh, starbucks sounds good, not that I ever have coffee there 'cause then I can't sleep, Did I have coffee today? No, I don't think I did...Counting sheep is stupid, if I honestly saw sheep people would think I am crazy, maybe they already do. It's funny how sheep are always associated with sleep, maybe it's 'cause sheep look like clouds, or 'cause sleep and sheep rhyme. Oh, I wish i was dreaming right now.Mother goose probably had somethind to do with the sheep reference. I think I'm going to go into shut down mode...One, two, three, relaxing thoughts, beach, waves crashing along the shore, birds squalling...Hey, I have a text. Open inbox, and oh, what the? "hey baby" I'm not your "baby", you have a girlfriend weirdo. It probably doesn't help convince him that I'm not his "baby" when i kissed him the other day, and last week, and the other day of this week...Oh, I'm horrible. I'm going to hell. Who cares, I want to Sleep! Okay no i do care about going to hell. Really, god I do so don't send me to hell okay? I'm not going to hell who am I kidding? What if she finds out though?! Not like she goes to our school. I could probably kick her butt anyways even though she's....bigger...and taller...than me. Sleeeep, come sleep come! He was a bad kisser...kinda he has small lips--small,small lips.Am I a bad kisser? No one has ever complained--I don't think it's something one can complain about anyways, I wish I could--- not about him---but about that guy who kissed like a puppy--slobberfest. Aggg God let me sleep! But not die--don't take it THAT way, Now I don't want to sleep.I don't want to die, or anyone else to die, before me. That's Scary. 1:23, darn. 1+2=3 what a coincedence...I'm just going to bang my head on the wall, and I'll pass out...or hold my breath yeah, that might work...Except for not. Maybe, my ipod will help lull me...