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Obituary

Sahaira, 23

Former Dinuba Resident Sahaira Murillo, 23, died February 01, 2013 at her home in East Los Angeles, CA.

A service was held Monday 05, 2013 at Las Piedras Funeral home in East, LA burial took place in Las Lomitas hill.

Ms. Murillo-de la Cruz was born February 06,1991. In Reedley, CA., to J. Isabel and Mariana Murillo.

She came to L.A. after discovering her pregnancy and later got into the drug dealing business. (The whereabout of her child are still unknown) she also was famously known as the bait to attract men to drugs, they called her worm in honor of her dedication and commitment to the job.

She had lived in Dinuba for 17 years prior to moving to L.A.

Her family wrote “she was a cute kid”

She is survived by her mother and father, Mariana and J. Isabel, sisters Lexie and Kassy, and husband Jose.  Child; Maria Jesus De la Cruz. And others kept anonymous for their sake.

Eulogy 

My wife was the greatest woman to me.  Always full of surprises and never leaving anything to the imagination.  She cooked the best enchiladas.  She was good at her job, I’ve heard, from my friends down at the bar.  I regret to this day not being able to stop that mobster from throwing the toaster into the bathtub.  I’ll miss you, babygirl.